• Yet Another Reason To Hate France

    French consider naming streets after Arafat: I’ll just print the whole article since it’s so short… Several French municipalities governed by communist and left-wing majorities are considering naming a street or a square after Yasser Arafat. The French police intelligence service, Renseignements Generaux, reportedly warned the Ministry of Interior that such initiatives might trigger heated…


  • Man kills himself over election

    Man Shoots, Kills Himself at Ground Zero: A guy by the name of Andrew Veal, from Georgia, killed himself with a shotgun at Ground Zero in New York. He was supposedly distraught over the outcome of the election. First, let me say it’s really not that bad people. It’s just an election. It’s nothing worth…


  • Michael Moore Re-elected…

    …to the office of King of All Assclowns. It was a unanimous vote too. I was curious to see what Captain Cholesterol’s response was to President Bush being reelected. The only thing he had on his site was this picture. From what I understand this is a picture of President Bush made up of the…


  • Hoping against Hope

    Things I hope for in tomorrow’s election: A clear winner. Hopefully, there will be enough of a difference in the results so the election won’t be in dispute. If someone concedes, be a man of your word and stick to it. Al Gore could have saved this country a lot of frustrations and leftist cries…


  • Trench’s Paintshop Theatre

    I have exclusive proof that the Animal Liberation Front and the Environmental Liberation Front are in league with each other. Read on if you think you can handle the truth…


  • Live Long and Protest

    If I had the time and resources and if I was a total geek I would make one of the greatest satire sites ever, if it hasn’t already been done. I would take a Star Trek slant on the current war on terror. There would be Intergalactic A.N.S.W.E.R. who would try to tell us that…


  • Nazi Recruiters

    I really hate to steal ideas from other bloggers but Zombyboy from Resurrection Song presents a really good point. Panzerfaust Records is a neo-Nazi record label whose bands promote the usual Nazi rhetoric. What really sickens me is what they call Project Schoolyard. I’ll let them use their own words to hang themselves… In the…


  • Another Confederate Controversy

    Here’s where I get called a liberal, a Yankee, and usually some other unflattering comments, which usually show off the ignorance of the commenter. Confederate flag causes flap: So this kid from a little Podunk town in North Carolina attends college at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. He buys two confederate flags at a Virginia gift…


  • I guess there’s no “biggest assclown” Oscar

    Moore to pursue best picture Oscar: Is Michael Moore the most egotistical man on the face of the planet? After reading this I would have to say so. How over inflated is his sense of self-worth for him to say he wants to give other documentary makers a chance to win the Oscar for best…