The Trench Reynolds Report

  • New Song: “Everybody’s Got a Perineum”

    So the other night I came up with a kids’ song called “Everybody’s Got a Perineum.” It goes a little something like this… 🎶Everybody’s got a perineum It’s a line that goes from front to back It starts out at your genitalia And doesn’t end until it hits your crack🎶 🎶Everybody’s got a perineumIt’s a…

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  • 2024: The Year in Trench

    Yeah. That picture kind of sums up the whole year, doesn’t it? TV: It’s all animated again this year. Suicide Squad Isekai was pretty good for an anime. I know a lot of people complained about how the Joker looked, but it’s an anime. That was exactly how an anime Joker would look. The second…

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  • 2023: The Year in Trench

    It was kind of a ‘meh’ year as far as pop culture went. That’s not to say there weren’t some gems to be found. TV: I’m not the biggest TV watcher anymore, but I did watch two series this year, both animated, of course. While I’m not the biggest anime fan, I did watch an anime series…

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  • 2022: The Year in Trench

    This is what used to be the Trenchie Awards. I didn’t do one last year because of depression, and I thought no one cared. Well, someone cared, and they know who they are. TV: I actually didn’t watch any series regularly last year outside of wrestling. So, no winner for 2022. Movies: I only saw…

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  • Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer pleads guilty to Capitol Riot charges

    As some of you may know, I’ve been a big fan of heavy metal band Iced Earth. I was a fan of theirs for over 20 years. I knew the band’s founder Jon Schaffer was a conservative and a conspiracy theorist, but I didn’t let it bother me because his views weren’t reflected in most…

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  • Woes continue for Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer

    Jon Schaffer is the founder and guitarist of heavy metal band Iced Earth. While they may not be a household name like Iron Maiden or Judas Priest, Iced Earth has had a devoted and loyal fan base going back over 20 years. As you may know, Shaffer is in federal custody for not only being…

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  • Iced Earth’s Jon Schaffer in federal custody

    In my post about the Capitol riot, I mentioned that I was a fan of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. I brought that up because Iced Earth’s founder and guitarist Jon Schaffer allegedly took part in the riot. Because of his alleged role, Schaffer was being sought by the FBI. As I previously mentioned,…

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  • Music recommendation: Sumo Cyco

    I just recently discovered the punk/metal band Sumo Cyco. It turns out they’ve been around a while now but what do you expect from an old man? I first bought their 2017 album Opus Mar after hearing their song Free Yourself. Did I mention they have amazing videos too? Anyway, I enjoyed the album so…

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  • Trench reviews Into the Wild Life by Halestorm

    I don’t want to overhype this but Into The Wild Life is the best Halestorm album so far. It is their heaviest album by far and a little more dark than previous albums. Even the ballads are heavy. Now I’m not talking about sacrificing babies in satanic rituals dark but the album has just enough…

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