The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Michael Moore being sued

    Filmmaker Moore’s lawyer urges bomber’s kin off suit: This is just priceless. Alleged filmmaker Michael Moore is being sued by the brother of Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols, James Nichols. James Nichols’ attorney, Kenneth McIntyre, argued that Moore ”offered half-truths or total untruths” to accuse his client of being an accomplice in the April…

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  • Teacher Suspended for Showing Assclown Movie

    Teacher shows ‘Fahrenheit 9/11’, gets rebuked: Log in Info. So an instructor at local Rowan-Cabarrus Community College by the name of Davis March got yanked from his class for showing the King of All Assclown’s propaganda piece Fahrenheit 9/11 the week before the election. Of course, all the so-called protectors of free speech have their…

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  • Michael Moore Re-elected…

    …to the office of King of All Assclowns. It was a unanimous vote too. I was curious to see what Captain Cholesterol’s response was to President Bush being reelected. The only thing he had on his site was this picture. From what I understand this is a picture of President Bush made up of the…

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  • I guess there’s no “biggest assclown” Oscar

    Moore to pursue best picture Oscar: Is Michael Moore the most egotistical man on the face of the planet? After reading this I would have to say so. How over inflated is his sense of self-worth for him to say he wants to give other documentary makers a chance to win the Oscar for best…

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  • Pity Poore Michael Moore

    Well, last week Michael Moore was receiving death threats on his website. Who hasn’t? Now that Mikey likes to hear himself talk so much he’s telling the media that he has fought off constant attacks from hackers. (Second item) And since his feelings have been hurt so much he’s going to tattle to the police.…

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  • Moore Stupidity

    I Never Promised You a Ruse Garden — A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush: *shakes head and rubs eyes in disbelief* Oh man. Lardass doesn’t give up, does he? It isn’t bad enough that he blatantly lied in “Bowling for Columbine”, now he says the President should have at least had the…

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  • Michael Moore’s Site Hacked

    Check it out. Michael Moore’s site was hacked. I captured a picture of it in case it gets fixed. It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Click on the pic for the larger image.

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