I Never Promised You a Ruse Garden — A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush:
*shakes head and rubs eyes in disbelief* Oh man. Lardass doesn’t give up, does he? It isn’t bad enough that he blatantly lied in “Bowling for Columbine”, now he says the President should have at least had the decency to plant WMDs in Iraq. He also mentions that the office of the President was “imposed” on George W. Bush by his dad and his dad’s friends. That was almost 3 years ago. Can we please get over that now. That spilled milk has been sour for a long time. He also refers to fictitious reasons for the fictitious war. Last time I heard those weren’t fictitious soldiers liberating the people of Iraq. But I forgot, they would be much happier under Saddam’s rule again, wouldn’t they?
Whatever. Jackass. You’ve been exposed as a fraud and yet you try to make everything else the issue besides you. The only people who are behind you (and there’s plenty of room) are your “Hollywood” crowd and the extreme left radicals who have never held a job in their life. Nice friends you got there fatass. Loser. You make me physically ill. The world would be a better place without you wasting oxygen.