The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Hey kids…

    It’s The JFK Assassination video game. Remember kids, when you play “JFK Reloaded” it’s best to tilt your joysticks back and to the left.

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  • Sixteen Bat-Candles

    Little Jay was doing some web surfing the other day when he told me some information about the next Batman movie. We were pretty excited when we found out that the villain in the movie will be the coolest Batman villain ever Raas Al Ghul. Raas is going to be played by Ken Watanabe from…

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  • Discovery Follow Up

    In a follow-up to our discovery that Ronnie James Dio runs the world, Agent Stig Mata brings us the news that Miss America 2004 has also joined the Illuminati. Long Live Rock and Roll.

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  • I guess there’s no “biggest assclown” Oscar

    Moore to pursue best picture Oscar: Is Michael Moore the most egotistical man on the face of the planet? After reading this I would have to say so. How over inflated is his sense of self-worth for him to say he wants to give other documentary makers a chance to win the Oscar for best…

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  • Big Brother Joe is watching you

    My second bone of contention today is from my favorite Senator from Connecticut Joe Lieberman. He has co-authored a bill with a $90 Million price tag that will try to figure out whether kids’ favorite TV shows, movies, and video games are actually bad for their health. There’s a good use of taxpayer money huh?…

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  • Redneck Monday

    I just love theme days. South Caldwell students can wear attire that includes rebel flag: A local high school banned attire that contained the confederate flag. Well, all the rednecks were so up in arms about it they repealed the ban. As usual, the excuse they give is they want to celebrate their southern heritage.…

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  • I am the Sin Eater

    If you’re into Heaven and Hell movies like I am I recommend The Order with Heath Ledger. Not as good as Stigmata but worth a rental. I even want it for my collection.

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  • Super Bowl XXXVIII

    Ok here’s my take on the Superbowl. The Panthers were robbed. And I’m not saying that just because I live in Charlotte. I’m actually a Steelers fan but I digress. The calls, for the most part, all went the Patriot’s way. They were given first downs, personal fouls and face masks weren’t called, etc. And…

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  • Panthers vs. Eagles.

    I’m torn over this weekends game between the Eagles and the Panthers. On one hand, my dad was a huge Eagles fan and he died without seeing them win a Super Bowl. On the other hand, I live in Charlotte now and it would be great to see the hometown team go far. But lately,…

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