The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Live Long and Protest

    If I had the time and resources and if I was a total geek I would make one of the greatest satire sites ever, if it hasn’t already been done. I would take a Star Trek slant on the current war on terror. There would be Intergalactic A.N.S.W.E.R. who would try to tell us that…

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  • Who Is The Bigger Assclown?

    Ok, I have two great stories but limited time to do justice to them properly. So we’re going to play a little game. It’s called “Who is the bigger assclown?” Our first contestant is the leader of the Sons of Confederate Veterans who is running for a State Senate seat in South Carolina who wants…

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  • Saddam Hussein Captured.

    I’m not officially back yet but even something of this magnitude will bring me out of my spider hole. Saddam Captured ‘Like a Rat’ in Raid: This is a great day indeed. I’m really curious to see how the protesters will spin this one. Probably they’ll harp on about how weapons of mass destruction still…

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  • Moore Stupidity

    I Never Promised You a Ruse Garden — A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush: *shakes head and rubs eyes in disbelief* Oh man. Lardass doesn’t give up, does he? It isn’t bad enough that he blatantly lied in “Bowling for Columbine”, now he says the President should have at least had the…

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  • Woman hanged in Iraq

    CIVILIAN HANGED AS BUSH VOWS: WE’LL GET FIENDS: March 30, 2003 — WASHINGTON – An Iraqi woman who was seen waving a white flag at coalition forces was found hanging from a light post the next morning, President Bush said yesterday, vowing that “war criminals will be hunted relentlessly and judged severely.” The woman was…

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  • Anti-War Disruptions

    Anti-War Groups Threaten Disruptive Action: This really irritates the snot out of me. If you want to hold protests and peace rallies, fine. If you want to have a petition signed, fine. If you want to have a walk out, fine. But when you start talking about disrupting businesses and financial institutions or sabotaging military…

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  • Shady Backings

    Anti-War Protests Have Big Price Tags: According to the article some of the bigger anti-war groups such as A.N.S.W.E.R. and Not in Our Name are funded by larger political groups who support enemies of America. A.N.S.W.E.R. is supported by the Workers World Party, a Marxist organization that supports North Korea’s dictatorship. Not in Our Name…

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  • Tick-Tock

    The President has just given Saddam Hussein 48 hours to step down or go to war with America at a time of our choosing. I say we choose to go at 24 hours but that’s just me.

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  • Sunday War Quickies.

    Some British ‘Human Shields’ Flee Iraq: So they’re leaving due to safety concerns. Are you just figuring that out now Sparky? Besides, there were only 11 of them. Not much of a shield if you ask me. French official: No anti-Americanism in France: Hey, look. The French are already surrendering to us.

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