Who Is The Bigger Assclown?

Ok, I have two great stories but limited time to do justice to them properly. So we’re going to play a little game. It’s called “Who is the bigger assclown?”

Our first contestant is the leader of the Sons of Confederate Veterans who is running for a State Senate seat in South Carolina who wants “Confederate Southern Americans” designated a specific minority group. He also openly promotes the right of secession… Let’s hear from our first contestant Ron Wilson…

“Confederate Southern Americans are a separate and distinct people,” Wilson said in a statement posted on the Internet. “As a people, Confederate Southern Americans are tired of being the ‘whipping boy’ for the rest of the country’s racial problems.”

Our second contestant is our reigning champion. He is the grand poobah of all assclowns and wants his “documentary” that depicts a public beheading in Saudi Arabia, Iraqis burned by napalm and a grisly scene of an Iraqi man dumping a dead baby into a truckbed loaded with bodies, to be rated PG-13. I give you supposed filmmaker Michael Moore. Personally, the only real film he makes is the one he leaves in his bathtub but I digress. Tom Ortenberg, president of Lions Gate Films has this to say…

“I think the message of the movie is so important that it should be available to be seen by as wide an audience as possible,” Ortenberg said Monday. “Frankly, I don’t consider any of the images in the film any more disturbing than what we have all seen on the cable news networks and the gratuitous violence that fills the screen of so many PG-13-rated action pictures.”

Then hell, why don’t we just make it rated G. C’mon kids, let’s pack up the minivan and go watch a beheading. Our champion himself had this to say…

“It is sadly very possible that many 15- and 16-year-olds will be asked and recruited to serve in Iraq in the next couple of years,” Moore said. “If they are old enough to be recruited and capable of being in combat and risking their lives, they certainly deserve the right to see what is going on in Iraq.”

The thing is Mikey that the military is all volunteer. If you enlist there is a good chance that you may actually have to fight in a combat situation. You are just feeding the monster that eats common sense.

So I leave it to you ladies and gentleman…WHO…IS THE BIGGER ASSCLOWN??????????