The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Further proof that even in death only one man rules the world

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  • Michael Moore Re-elected…

    …to the office of King of All Assclowns. It was a unanimous vote too. I was curious to see what Captain Cholesterol’s response was to President Bush being reelected. The only thing he had on his site was this picture. From what I understand this is a picture of President Bush made up of the…

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  • Hoping against Hope

    Things I hope for in tomorrow’s election: A clear winner. Hopefully, there will be enough of a difference in the results so the election won’t be in dispute. If someone concedes, be a man of your word and stick to it. Al Gore could have saved this country a lot of frustrations and leftist cries…

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  • Election Dysfunction

    Is it just me? I just can’t seem to get excited about this election. I really would like President Bush to get re-elected but if Kerry wins…”meh”. It will just be like the Clinton years, a president who is ineffectual at best. 2000 was very different for me. I kid about Kerry being the anti-Christ…

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  • Moore Stupidity

    I Never Promised You a Ruse Garden — A Letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush: *shakes head and rubs eyes in disbelief* Oh man. Lardass doesn’t give up, does he? It isn’t bad enough that he blatantly lied in “Bowling for Columbine”, now he says the President should have at least had the…

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  • Tick-Tock

    The President has just given Saddam Hussein 48 hours to step down or go to war with America at a time of our choosing. I say we choose to go at 24 hours but that’s just me.

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