The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Paul Johnson killed

    Al Qaeda Executes American Hostage: Please consider his family before posting his video all over the internet. I know this will fall mostly on deaf ears but one can only hope. My condolences go out to the Johnson family. Very few can understand the pain you must be going through right now.

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  • Who Is The Bigger Assclown?

    Ok, I have two great stories but limited time to do justice to them properly. So we’re going to play a little game. It’s called “Who is the bigger assclown?” Our first contestant is the leader of the Sons of Confederate Veterans who is running for a State Senate seat in South Carolina who wants…

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  • Requiescat in Pace Mr. Reagan

    America Mourns: Ronald Reagan Dies at 93: I wish I had some great Reagan stories to tell you but I don’t. I was very apolitical back then. Hell, I was 12 when he went into office and 20 when he left. But the one thing I can tell you that I remember was the sense…

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  • U.S. Citizen Beheaded

    Video Seems to Show Beheading of American: An Islamic militant extremist website has posted a video showing an American being decapitated in retaliation for the prisoner abuse scandal in Iraq… After reading a statement, the men were seen pulling the man to his side and cutting off his head with a large knife. They then…

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  • Redneck Monday

    I just love theme days. South Caldwell students can wear attire that includes rebel flag: A local high school banned attire that contained the confederate flag. Well, all the rednecks were so up in arms about it they repealed the ban. As usual, the excuse they give is they want to celebrate their southern heritage.…

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  • Sen. Flagg

    Search for Kerry Ticket Mate Underway: So Damien is out and Randall Flagg will be the nominee. You know when I first read this article in my sleep deprived state I thought it said that Kerry would be picking Jim Johnson as his running mate. That wouldn’t be such a good idea because the last…

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  • John Kerry, antichrist

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  • John Edwards, antichrist.

    You do the math.

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  • Saddam Must Die

    Let Saddam Live: You’ve got to be kidding me. I am not familiar with Richard Cohen’s work but he obviously is a card-carrying member of the League of Assclowns. To actually suggest that Saddam Hussein should not be executed is just assclownery at its worst. Who knows how many people he has put to death…

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