The Trench Reynolds Report

  • The 2005 Trenchie Awards

    I wasn’t going to do one this year since the site has become more focused in its subject matter but by popular demand (from my wife) I bring to you the 5th annual Trenchie awards. Best Movie I saw in 2005: Without a doubt, it has to be Sin City which will probably cause at…

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  • A story of the south

    I love living in the south but the locals know next to nothing about good pizza. They prefer The Hut to most anything else. However, a few years ago some guys from Brooklyn opened a real pizza parlor in my town. I was in there about a year ago when I was waiting in line…

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  • Gas Panic

    This is the first time and last time you’ll see me talking about gas prices unless to tell you what some assclown did because of it. Now I’m sure this is going on all over the south tonight but I specifically want to address the people of Charlotte, NC and the surrounding areas who rushed…

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  • The 2004 Trenchie Awards

    It’s the post that I look forward to all year long. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 4th annual Trenchie awards. The best and worst of my year as voted for by me. Let’s get right to it. Best Move I’ve Seen This Year: Veronica Guerin. This movie about an Irish journalist is assassinated…

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  • A Special Trench Reynolds Thanksgiving

    If I could be serious for a moment. (Lights dim, soft piano music plays) We here at The Trench Reynolds Charity Foundation are always looking for ways to help better our community and our country and this Thanksgiving should be no different. While many of us are scrambling at the last minute to try to…

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  • Only in my life

    This could only happen in my life. I get out of the shower this morning and this is what I hear. Wife: Honey, there’s an animal out in the yard. Me: (Thinking to myself…Well we live out in the sticks and strays show up all the time so what’s the big deal?) Me: (To Wife)…

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  • John Kerry, antichrist

    Coincidence? I think not.

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  • John Edwards, antichrist.

    You do the math.

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  • The 2003 Trenchie Awards

    To close out the year that sucked much ass I bring you the 3rd annual Trenchie awards. Pickings were slim this year as I didn’t do a whole lot this year. So let’s get this over with. Best Move I’ve Seen This Year: Not a banner year for movies as I’m not a LOTR geek…

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