The Trench Reynolds Report

  • New Song: “Everybody’s Got a Perineum”

    So the other night I came up with a kids’ song called “Everybody’s Got a Perineum.” It goes a little something like this… 🎶Everybody’s got a perineum It’s a line that goes from front to back It starts out at your genitalia And doesn’t end until it hits your crack🎶 🎶Everybody’s got a perineumIt’s a…

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  • A New Supervillain

    The other night, I came up with the concept of a new comic book supervillain. I call him “The Inconvenience.” He’s actually a pretty decent guy, but he always needs a ride to the airport. He also constantly needs help moving into a new place. That’s when he’s not between places and needing a place…

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  • Why Adam West was the best Batman

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  • A Special Trench Reynolds Thanksgiving

    If I could be serious for a moment. (Lights dim, soft piano music plays) We here at The Trench Reynolds Charity Foundation are always looking for ways to help better our community and our country and this Thanksgiving should be no different. While many of us are scrambling at the last minute to try to…

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  • The Trench Reynolds Charity

    If I could get serious for a moment… (lights dim and soft music plays) My name is Trench Reynolds. And we here at The Trench Reynolds Internet Media Empire start thinking about giving during this time of the year. So we’ve come up with a program to help needy children. You see, thousands of inner-city…

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