The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Low Mass of the Dawn

    Little-known Mass celebrated in Phila: I thought this was an interesting article about a Christmas Mass that I never heard of called the Low Mass of the Dawn or the Shepherds’ Mass. Basically, it’s just a stripped-down low-key mass without all the hippy songs and lifeless repetition from the congregation. Just the Liturgy. If the…

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  • Trench expounds on Christmas

    This story actually happened last week and really didn’t garner that much attention but It gives me a chance to educate everyone on the sham that is Christmas. Anyway it seems that some people with pre-wadded panties at UNC-Chapel Hill got their noses bent because the school library had a tradition of displaying Christmas trees.…

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  • The Master wishes you a Metal Xmas

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJRq3Y9Seo&hl=en&fs=1] All hail his name. m/

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  • The Trench Reynolds Charity

    If I could get serious for a moment… (lights dim and soft music plays) My name is Trench Reynolds. And we here at The Trench Reynolds Internet Media Empire start thinking about giving during this time of the year. So we’ve come up with a program to help needy children. You see, thousands of inner-city…

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