The Trench Reynolds Report

  • The Trench Reynolds Charity

    If I could get serious for a moment… (lights dim and soft music plays) My name is Trench Reynolds. And we here at The Trench Reynolds Internet Media Empire start thinking about giving during this time of the year. So we’ve come up with a program to help needy children. You see, thousands of inner-city…

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  • A joke

    Just wanted to thank Ethne for unintentionally cheering me up a little with this joke… “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home.’” “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” “It’s not unusual.”

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  • Spider-Man Song

    For a while, now Little Jay and I have been making up these stupid little songs that crack us up and I thought I would share one with you. This one is actually the first in a series. Every time we hear a phrase or occupation that ends with the suffix “man” we automatically start…

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  • Feed the Rabbit

    There is one person out there who is in the most need of Jesse Jackson, the ACLU, and Johnnie Cochran. He’s not a criminal. He’s not a politician. He’s not a political prisoner. Hell, he’s not even black. But he’s been discriminated against for the past 30 years. He has been denied his only one…

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  • Jesus and Peter’s Biblical Odyssey

    A couple of months ago Little Jay told me about how one of the women that Jade used to work for told him that the movie The Matrix had a lot of biblical connotations to it. So we thought what would it be like if Bill and Ted reunited for one more movie except playing…

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  • The 2002 Trenchie Awards.

    That’s right kids it’s time for the 2nd Annual Trenchie Awards. The best and worst of my year as voted for by me. Last years winners will be listed after each category. Best Movie of the Year:Gotta go with “The Ring”. It seriously creeped me out. It also might have had something to do with…

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  • Happy Halloween

    I think it should be taken away from the kids. And I’ll tell you why. Back in 1999 during my last exile in Philly, I was walking to get a cheesesteak on Halloween night and parents were taking their kids trick or treating into bars. Then I thought about it more. With all the child…

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  • Happy Anniversary

    Tomorrow, September 28, in the year of our Lord 2002, marks the 5th anniversary of my website in some form or another. And since I don’t post on Saturdays right now I’m going to celebrate today. It all started 5 years ago on a crappy little Tripod site that was started for me by a…

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  • The Names

    Nothing really interested me in the news today… But this is from Fox News. A poem written by US poet laureate Billy Collins. I didn’t know we still had a poet laureate until today either. Anyway it’s called “The Names”.

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