The Trench Reynolds Report

  • Trench Reynolds, journalist

    I’m a journalist. Not that I mind but they must have a pretty loose definition of a journalist. The correct definition of me would be ‘guy with some websites and a big internet mouth’.

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  • On page 42 of the Rolling Stone

    Yes, it’s true. If you haven’t heard by now yours truly was interviewed by Sean Woods of Rolling Stone magazine and the interview is in the current issue with Borat on the cover. It tells the story of how I got started doing this and of my brush with Kimveer Gill. It really is an…

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  • A story of the south

    I love living in the south but the locals know next to nothing about good pizza. They prefer The Hut to most anything else. However, a few years ago some guys from Brooklyn opened a real pizza parlor in my town. I was in there about a year ago when I was waiting in line…

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  • Gas Panic

    This is the first time and last time you’ll see me talking about gas prices unless to tell you what some assclown did because of it. Now I’m sure this is going on all over the south tonight but I specifically want to address the people of Charlotte, NC and the surrounding areas who rushed…

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  • Only in my life

    This could only happen in my life. I get out of the shower this morning and this is what I hear. Wife: Honey, there’s an animal out in the yard. Me: (Thinking to myself…Well we live out in the sticks and strays show up all the time so what’s the big deal?) Me: (To Wife)…

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  • Happy Anniversary

    Tomorrow, September 28, in the year of our Lord 2002, marks the 5th anniversary of my website in some form or another. And since I don’t post on Saturdays right now I’m going to celebrate today. It all started 5 years ago on a crappy little Tripod site that was started for me by a…

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  • Columbine Backlash

    (A year after Columbine I wrote this as my reaction to being improperly associated with the gunmen. You have to keep in mind I was suffering deeply from depression at the time. I now realize that the problems I went through at the time were mostly my fault.) I thought I’d open my first rant…

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  • The Washington Post Article

    (This was the Washington Post Article from the day after Columbine that got me started on my strange journey.) Gunmen Recalled as Outcasts By Marc Fisher Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, April 21, 1999; Page A1 The shooters who turned Columbine High School into an unspeakable landscape of carnage yesterday were members of a small…

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