• So, I Found This Tunnel

    Not too long ago, Lady Gray and I were driving around Topeka when we came across this familiar-looking tunnel. Rumor has it that it was painted by a giant bird. I was told this by this by a hairy, smart guy with a long nose and an anvil.


  • Trench’s Topeka Cybertruck Adventures

    Ah yes, we’re talking about the Wankpanzer, the Deplorean, and the Incel Camino. Possibly the most dangerous and poorly designed vehicle since the likes of the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair. Where is Ralph Nader when we need him? Oh, according to Wikipedia, he’s 90-years old. Anyway, here are two things you need to…


  • My life with the ill will cult

    Four years ago, I moved to Topeka, Kansas. I love Topeka as a city. I like to say it’s small-town life with big city convenience. What most people call traffic in Topeka is a mild inconvenience to me after having to commute in cities like Philadelphia and Charlotte. I can get anywhere in town in…


  • A night in Topeka with Bill Kurits

    I’ve been a fan of journalist Bill Kurtis for some years now. Not only has he hosted many investigative crime shows but as a journalist he covered some of the most infamous crime trials of all time, like those of Charles Manson and Richard Speck. A few months ago I moved to Topeka, Kansas. What…