Back when I was researching the “Gore for Porn” story I signed up to the site to see what I could find, which was not much. Anyway, now that Gorenographer Chris Wilson is behind bars I received this e-mail…
In case you have not already heard, due to the recent national media attention relating to the war pictures local law enforcement decided to arrest Chris. If you would like to know more please visit (website removed) At this time he is asking for your help in the form of donations towards his legal fund. The minimum donation is $2. Thanks for all of your support and all donations will go a long way in fighting this injustice.
Lindsey (Good friend of Chris’)
Now while I do believe Mr. Wilson was jailed under dubious circumstances I’m giggling like a schoolgirl that he’s behind bars. Now I’m trying to think of things I’d rather do with $2 then try to get this death merchant released from jail.
- Play the Lottery
- Pay the toll to get into Philly
- Get a McMuffin
- Tuck it into a stripper’s thong
- Buy less than a gallon of gas
- Buy 2/3 of a pack of smokes
- Exchange it for Canadian quarters
- Use it as toilet paper
Anybody else have any suggestions on what I should do with my $2?
The Trench Reynolds Report 
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