This could only happen in my life.

I get out of the shower this morning and this is what I hear.

Wife: Honey, there’s an animal out in the yard.
Me: (Thinking to myself…Well we live out in the sticks and strays show up all the time so what’s the big deal?)
Me: (To Wife) What kind of animal is it?
Wife: A Horse.
Me: That’s it. I quit.