So the other night I came up with a kids’ song called “Everybody’s Got a Perineum.”

It goes a little something like this…

🎶Everybody’s got a perineum
It’s a line that goes from front to back
It starts out at your genitalia
And doesn’t end until it hits your crack🎶

🎶Everybody’s got a perineum
It’s a line that goes from back to front
It’s the street that drives out of your sphincter
And the interstate that leads to your….🎶

And then I can’t think of anything that rhymes.